pardon me!

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   A smartly dressed man walks into his nearest aprilia dealer for a browse around, whereby he is amazed at the sight of a shiny new rsv4 aprc. Whilst leaning over to have a closer look at the magnificent bike, he  places his hand on the tank and accidentally lets out a small but loud fart. At this point, the sales rep appears behind the man and asks "can I help you sir?" the man suprised by the reps sudden appearance says sheepishly "umm yes, I was just wondering how much this fine machine is?" to which the rep replies "i'm sorry sir,  but if just touching this bike made you fart, you're gonna s**t  yourself when I tell you the price!"    

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twintorque Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 24 Jan 2010 Location: Devon Status: Offline Points: 792	Post Options Post Reply Quote twintorque Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: pardon me! Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 18:15
	A smartly dressed man walks into his nearest aprilia dealer for a browse around, whereby he is amazed at the sight of a shiny new rsv4 aprc. Whilst leaning over to have a closer look at the magnificent bike, he places his hand on the tank and accidentally lets out a small but loud fart. At this point, the sales rep appears behind the man and asks "can I help you sir?" the man suprised by the reps sudden appearance says sheepishly "umm yes, I was just wondering how much this fine machine is?" to which the rep replies "i'm sorry sir, but if just touching this bike made you fart, you're gonna s**t yourself when I tell you the price!"
	four wheels move the body....two wheels move the soul!! www.apriliaperformance.co.uk www.apriliaforum.co.uk www.apriliaownersclub.co.uk

Mooro Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Picture provider! Joined: 07 Oct 2011 Location: Essex Status: Offline Points: 1106	Post Options Post Reply Quote Mooro Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 18:46
	lol
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w00dzy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 09 Dec 2012 Location: UK South Status: Offline Points: 1469	Post Options Post Reply Quote w00dzy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 20:48
	Haha very good.