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Topic: pardon me!
Posted By: twintorque
Subject: pardon me!
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 18:15
A smartly dressed man walks into his nearest aprilia dealer for a browse around, whereby he is amazed at the sight of a shiny new rsv4 aprc. Whilst leaning over to have a closer look at the magnificent bike, he places his hand on the tank and accidentally lets out a small but loud fart. At this point, the sales rep appears behind the man and asks "can I help you sir?" the man suprised by the reps sudden appearance says sheepishly "umm yes, I was just wondering how much this fine machine is?" to which the rep replies "i'm sorry sir, but if just touching this bike made you fart, you're gonna s**t yourself when I tell you the price!"   

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Posted By: Mooro
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 18:46
lol Thumbs Up

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Posted By: w00dzy
Date Posted: 25 Sep 2013 at 20:48
Haha very good.



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