Hand Job

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An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: 
#1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50 
#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50 
#3 HAND-JOB: £10.00 
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men. 
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" 
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" 
"Yes," she purrs, "I am." 
The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

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Beano Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto2 racer Joined: 26 Nov 2012 Location: Shropshire Status: Offline Points: 220	Post Options Post Reply Quote Beano Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Hand Job Posted: 16 Oct 2013 at 05:14
	An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: #1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50 #2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50 #3 HAND-JOB: £10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

twintorque Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 24 Jan 2010 Location: Devon Status: Offline Points: 792	Post Options Post Reply Quote twintorque Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Oct 2013 at 20:17

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threepints Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 08 May 2012 Status: Offline Points: 319	Post Options Post Reply Quote threepints Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Oct 2013 at 20:33
	Where's she scrape the cheese from?

426hemi Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member owner of the big bore! Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Location: cannock Status: Offline Points: 5795	Post Options Post Reply Quote 426hemi Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 17 Oct 2013 at 07:28
	And the mayo.