Hand Job
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Topic: Hand Job
Posted By: Beano
Subject: Hand Job
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2013 at 05:14
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An old guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: #1 CHEESE-BURGER: £1.50 #2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50 #3 HAND-JOB: £10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."  
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Date Posted: 16 Oct 2013 at 20:17
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Posted By: threepints
Date Posted: 16 Oct 2013 at 20:33
Where's she scrape the cheese from?  |
Posted By: 426hemi
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2013 at 07:28
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