headless

a norfolk bloke gets a job on a building site. everythin goes well for the first week until he traps his arm in the cement mixer and rips it off. oh well he thinks, picks it up puts it in a plastic bag and trundles off to the hospital to get it re attached. 3 weeks later he was back at work and not watchin what he was doin and all of a sudden a digger drove past and with one swipe of the bucket took off his foot. oh well he thinks picks it up puts it in his plastic bag and hops to the hospitsl for a minor operation. few weeks later he was back at work hobblin around and not bein able to pick stuff up properly he stumbles and cuts his head off on a sharp shovel someone had left layin on the floor.
the foreman thinks im the one who should tell his wife so he goes to their address and knocks on the door. the mans wife answers and the foreman says im afraid i have some bad news, your husband has died. thorugh the tears the wife asks how did it ihappen ? the foreman replies, he suffocated on the way to the hospital

Hahahaa, it's norfolk's turn now is it?