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Topic: headless
Posted By: Rybes
Subject: headless
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 08:50
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a norfolk bloke gets a job on a building site. everythin goes well for the first week until he traps his arm in the cement mixer and rips it off. oh well he thinks, picks it up puts it in a plastic bag and trundles off to the hospital to get it re attached. 3 weeks later he was back at work and not watchin what he was doin and all of a sudden a digger drove past and with one swipe of the bucket took off his foot. oh well he thinks picks it up puts it in his plastic bag and hops to the hospitsl for a minor operation. few weeks later he was back at work hobblin around and not bein able to pick stuff up properly he stumbles and cuts his head off on a sharp shovel someone had left layin on the floor. the foreman thinks im the one who should tell his wife so he goes to their address and knocks on the door. the mans wife answers and the foreman says im afraid i have some bad news, your husband has died. thorugh the tears the wife asks how did it ihappen ? the foreman replies, he suffocated on the way to the hospital ------------- ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one |
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Posted By: legend88
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 21:59
Funeeeee!  |
Posted By: badapple
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2015 at 02:06
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Hahahaa, it's norfolk's turn now is it? ------------- I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left |
Posted By: Rybes
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2015 at 06:53
 yup lol------------- ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one |