Some good advice as you grow older

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   An old man totters into a chemist's to buy Viagra tablets.

 'Can I have 6 tablets? I need them cut into quarters'.

 'I could cut them' said the chemist

 'but a quarter won't give you a full erection'.

 'I'm 96 years old, I don't have much use for an erection - I just want it
 sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers'

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djsickboy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto3 racer Joined: 28 Feb 2008 Location: Huntingdon Status: Offline Points: 69	Post Options Post Reply Quote djsickboy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Some good advice as you grow older Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 14:31
	An old man totters into a chemist's to buy Viagra tablets. 'Can I have 6 tablets? I need them cut into quarters'. 'I could cut them' said the chemist 'but a quarter won't give you a full erection'. 'I'm 96 years old, I don't have much use for an erection - I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers'
	Everybody is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.