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Some good advice as you grow older

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Topic: Some good advice as you grow older

Posted By: djsickboy
Subject: Some good advice as you grow older
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 14:31

An old man totters into a chemist's to buy Viagra tablets.

'Can I have 6 tablets? I need them cut into quarters'.

'I could cut them' said the chemist

'but a quarter won't give you a full erection'.

'I'm 96 years old, I don't have much use for an erection - I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers'

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