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Tifa 
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I am Sparticus, only uglier Joined: 21 Apr 2009 Status: Offline Points: 1972 |
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 Topic: Dancing duckPosted: 25 Mar 2016 at 13:11 |
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the duck's former owner "Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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Rybes
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Posted: 25 Mar 2016 at 14:57 |
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ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one
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cwp
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Posted: 25 Mar 2016 at 23:55 |
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Oh bloody hell pmsl
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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