Dancing duck
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Topic: Dancing duck
Posted By: Tifa
Subject: Dancing duck
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2016 at 13:11
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the duck's former owner "Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?" ------------- href=" rel="nofollow - |
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Posted By: Rybes
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2016 at 14:57
------------- ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one |
Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2016 at 23:55
Oh bloody hell pmsl  ------------- born ugly what's your excuse!! |