christmas joke

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   Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike
"did father christmas get you that?"
"yes" replies the little girl
"well tell father christmas to put a reflector light on it next year" and fined her £5
the little girl looked up at the policeman and said "nice horse you've got there - did father christmas bring you that?"
the policeman chuckles and replies "he sure did"
"well" said the little girl "next year tell father christmas the dick goes under the horse and not on it"

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Kev 44 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Joined: 14 Mar 2008 Location: Sunny Lincs Status: Offline Points: 635	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kev 44 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: christmas joke Posted: 15 Dec 2009 at 11:48
	Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike "did father christmas get you that?" "yes" replies the little girl "well tell father christmas to put a reflector light on it next year" and fined her £5 the little girl looked up at the policeman and said "nice horse you've got there - did father christmas bring you that?" the policeman chuckles and replies "he sure did" "well" said the little girl "next year tell father christmas the dick goes under the horse and not on it"

Sabre Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Ex Copper Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Location: Dahn the nick Status: Offline Points: 2622	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sabre Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 Dec 2009 at 12:20
	Very good!!! True story. My mate was a copper during the miners strike. They had been at a Pit head gate for a couple of hours trying to keep the strikers away from the pit. a long line fo coppers supported by police horses pushing back 800 miners. One of the miners shouted to a mounted woman PC - " hey luv your horse is sweating"! Quick as a flash the reply came - " So would you be if youd been between my thighs for 2 hours"!!!!