christmas joke
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Topic: christmas joke
Posted By: Kev 44
Subject: christmas joke
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2009 at 11:48
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Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike
"did father christmas get you that?"
"yes" replies the little girl
"well tell father christmas to put a reflector light on it next year" and fined her £5
the little girl looked up at the policeman and said "nice horse you've got there - did father christmas bring you that?"
the policeman chuckles and replies "he sure did"
"well" said the little girl "next year tell father christmas the dick goes under the horse and not on it"
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Posted By: Sabre
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2009 at 12:20
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Very good!!! True story. My mate was a copper during the miners strike. They had been at a Pit head gate for a couple of hours trying to keep the strikers away from the pit. a long line fo coppers supported by police horses pushing back 800 miners. One of the miners shouted to a mounted woman PC - " hey luv your horse is sweating"! Quick as a flash the reply came - " So would you be if youd been between my thighs for 2 hours"!!!! -------------  |