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    Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 18:34
A teacher asked the children in her 3rd year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as an S.A.S.officer, go to war and return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."


The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.

 
"And how about you, Sarah?"

 








 

"I want to be Johnny’s tart!"



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ape Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 18:50
For all that I'd be johnnys tart !!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote badapple Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 19:42
Bloody brilliant
I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left
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hahahahahahhaaa brilliant!
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Bloody marvelous
born ugly what's your excuse!!
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