Career choice
Printed From: rsvr.net Forums
Category: General Chat
Forum Name: Jokes
Forum Description: Keep it clean-ish people! Will be moderated :)
URL: http://www.rsvr.net/forum_posts.asp?TID=20101
Printed Date: 27 Mar 2026 at 02:05
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.07 - https://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: Career choice
Posted By: IanG
Subject: Career choice
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 18:34
|
A teacher asked the children in her 3rd year class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as an S.A.S.officer, go to war and return as a national hero, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?" "I want to be Johnny’s tart!" ------------- www.apworkshops.co.uk www.apriliaforum.co.uk www.apriliaownersclub.co.uk Looking forward to the next track day |
Replies:
Posted By: Ape
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 18:50
|
For all that I'd be johnnys tart !! ------------- www.apriliaperformance.co.uk www.apriliaforum.co.uk www.apriliaownersclub.co.uk RIDE IT LIKE YA STOLE IT BOSS !! |
Posted By: badapple
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 19:42
Bloody brilliant  ------------- I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left |
Posted By: legend88
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 20:20
 
|
Posted By: Tifa
Date Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 23:33
|
hahahahahahhaaa brilliant! ------------- href=" rel="nofollow - |
Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2015 at 00:25
|
Bloody marvelous ------------- born ugly what's your excuse!! |