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Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting 
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all
 three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a mask 
over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said, "The 
other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the 
leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said: 
'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night
 long."

The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in the 
office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over 
my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say 
anything.....but we had wild sex all night."

The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay at my 
mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask
 over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and said:
 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' "				

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Rybes Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 07 May 2015 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 1958	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rybes Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: caped crusader Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:04
	Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a mask over their eyes. After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said: 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long." The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night." The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay at my mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and said: 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' "
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albrown001 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 08 May 2013 Location: Dorset Status: Offline Points: 539	Post Options Post Reply Quote albrown001 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:12
	I think thats what Ocxar Pistorius girlfriend dressed up as. Unfortunately Oscar thought she was a burglar and shot her. Well thats what he said. I think she was just hogging the loo, I'd shoot anyone in the face if I need a cr@p too…

albrown001 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 08 May 2013 Location: Dorset Status: Offline Points: 539	Post Options Post Reply Quote albrown001 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:12
	Sorry. Was that too much?

snox Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Joined: 11 Jan 2015 Location: tamworth Status: Offline Points: 881	Post Options Post Reply Quote snox Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:13
	Quality

davidrsurfer Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 22 Feb 2011 Location: North Devon Status: Offline Points: 2535	Post Options Post Reply Quote davidrsurfer Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:21
	Nah MrBrown. Tell the truth, if she got locked in the toilet while I was having a crap she would have shot herself!
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Ian03 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto2 racer Joined: 09 Sep 2014 Location: Gateshead Status: Offline Points: 106	Post Options Post Reply Quote Ian03 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 Dec 2015 at 10:22
	Rybes that was brilliant, made my morning that did
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Shyted Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Joined: 20 Jun 2015 Location: The NorthWest Status: Offline Points: 1335	Post Options Post Reply Quote Shyted Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 Dec 2015 at 17:46
	Ha ha ha ha ha . Good one.
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