caped crusader
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Topic: caped crusader
Posted By: Rybes
Subject: caped crusader
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:04
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Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all
three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a mask
over their eyes. After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said: 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long." The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night." The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay at my mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and said: 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' " ------------- ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one |
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Posted By: albrown001
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:12
I think thats what Ocxar Pistorius girlfriend dressed up as. Unfortunately Oscar thought she was a burglar and shot her. Well thats what he said. I think she was just hogging the loo, I'd shoot anyone in the face if I need a cr@p too…  |
Posted By: albrown001
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:12
| Sorry. Was that too much? |
Posted By: snox
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:13
| Quality |
Posted By: davidrsurfer
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2015 at 16:21
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Nah MrBrown. Tell the truth, if she got locked in the toilet while I was having a crap she would have shot herself! ------------- Motorcycle friendly self catering holiday apartment Acorn Studio. See us at Air bnb. |
Posted By: Ian03
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2015 at 10:22
Rybes that was brilliant, made my morning that did  ------------- Just do it, you're not getting any younger |
Posted By: Shyted
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2015 at 17:46
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Ha ha ha ha ha . Good one. ------------- I used to be uncertain , but now i'm not sure anymore |