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Topic: blonde jokePosted: 03 May 2007 at 22:27 |
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-----> >>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
>me.
> >>I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
> >>started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
> >>finished?'
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> >>The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
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> >>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
>in
> >>and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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> >>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
> >>her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
> >>able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'
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> >>He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax'.
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> >>'Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then'
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> >>He sighed.........
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> >>'Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'
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