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Topic: blonde joke
Posted By: dannyboy
Subject: blonde joke
Date Posted: 03 May 2007 at 22:27
-----> >>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help >me. > >>I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it > >>started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's > >>finished?' > >> > >>The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.' > >> > >> > >>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him >in > >>and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. > >> > >> > >>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to > >>her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be > >>able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.' > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax'. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>'Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>He sighed......... > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>'Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'



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