Rooster
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Topic: Rooster
Posted By: Mac
Subject: Rooster
Date Posted: 19 Feb 2006 at 14:26
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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
Chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, Time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these Chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
have the two Old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over
the entire Chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
Rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of
the Farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is already about 5 Inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
He grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, . Third gay
rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS
- age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
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Replies:
Posted By: BigAl
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 09:29
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[:D] [:D] [:D]
Good one.
Alan,
'05 RSV1000R,
I love V Twins.
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