Banking crisis
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Topic: Banking crisis
Posted By: IanG
Subject: Banking crisis
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 13:08
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THE BANKING CRISIS Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.' Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland ------------- www.apworkshops.co.uk www.apriliaforum.co.uk www.apriliaownersclub.co.uk Looking forward to the next track day |
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Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 14:45
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😂 ------------- born ugly what's your excuse!! |
Posted By: damo46
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2018 at 14:51
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Good one ------------- Road Racing Ireland, Do It Between The Hedges |
Posted By: Bushy1000
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2020 at 14:22
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