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Topic: ive pulled :)

Posted By: Rybes
Subject: ive pulled :)
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2016 at 20:04

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

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ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one

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Posted By: rjt_mille
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2016 at 20:19

Hilarious!!

Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2016 at 22:27

Lol

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born ugly what's your excuse!!