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Topic: dog food
Posted By: Rybes
Subject: dog food
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2016 at 20:22
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I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Tesco and standing in line at the check out. A man behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told him that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told him that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a woman who was behind him. Horrified, he asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told him no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. ------------- ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one |
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Date Posted: 22 Jan 2016 at 20:41
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Date Posted: 22 Jan 2016 at 20:51
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Date Posted: 22 Jan 2016 at 22:36
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