Bike broke down pub
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Topic: Bike broke down pub
Posted By: albrown001
Subject: Bike broke down pub
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 00:26
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I was back at that pub yesterday, the one that I was at in October where the bike broke down. I was having a quick half when this black talking horse walked in. He went up to the bar and asked for a pint of oats, barley, molasses and water where the barman promptly served him a pint of Guinness. How much is that said the black talking horse. £6.50 said the barman. Making polite conversation with black talking horse the barman says, you know, you're a Suzuki mechanic are you not? Yes I am replied the black talking horse. You know we don't get that many Suzuki mechanics in here says the barman. I'm not surprised at those fcuking prices retorted the black talking horse 
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Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 07:00
  ------------- born ugly what's your excuse!! |
Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 07:04
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Similar thing happened to me only it was a white talking horse. He ordered a drink and barman said to him "you know this pubs named after you? ". To which the horse replied "what, Eric? ". Boom boom. Ah, old ones always the best..... ------------- born ugly what's your excuse!! |
Posted By: albrown001
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 13:08
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Posted By: 426hemi
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 16:05
| I think I know the pub is it by the midway cafe near Whitchurch , strange pub. |
Posted By: MountainMan
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 16:16
| Vaguely connected...There is a pub near Atherstone in Warwickshire called The Dog Inn!!! Wink wink nudge nudge. Say no more. |
Posted By: snox
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 16:26
| Its in atherstone. Be more than doggin going on ..... |
Posted By: albrown001
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 19:49
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They must have been in partnership with a pub that used to be down our way. It was called the Oar House. It had one of them big old hand painted pub signs that swing in the wind with a picture of this lady wrapped round an oar. Brilliant Its a half way house now for smack heads. Such a shame  |
Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2015 at 21:32
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Someone once asked me where the nags head was, six foot from its arse was the answer. True story and damned funny at time ------------- born ugly what's your excuse!! |
Posted By: MountainMan
Date Posted: 25 Dec 2015 at 00:37
Don't doubt it. A few years back I poached a pheasant out of their car park with a .22 pcp from the passenger seat of a mates car while driving by and then ran the gauntlet to retrieve it. Sketchy, stupid and hilarious. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Made for a good dinner too. |
snox wrote:Posted By: albrown001
Date Posted: 25 Dec 2015 at 15:02
Thats not very nice. Shooting poor people. Especially with a drug gun… 
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Posted By: MountainMan
Date Posted: 25 Dec 2015 at 19:42
What?!?!? I shot them with free drugs ffs!!! What more do they want? Ungrateful bastards! |
Posted By: albrown001
Date Posted: 25 Dec 2015 at 23:43
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