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Life without bikes and drink!

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Topic: Life without bikes and drink!

Posted By: DrD
Subject: Life without bikes and drink!
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 19:32

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
Particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on bike parts instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a bike in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied,
"That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and bikes."

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Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 20:04

Pmsl. That could be me cos I practically had to give up partying. Thank fugg I still got my Ape lol

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born ugly what's your excuse!!

Posted By: badapple
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 21:19

Hahaha

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I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left

Posted By: NickyBoy1984
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 21:50

Haha, liked that

NickyBoy

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Posted By: spiceweasel
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 22:14

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Posted By: IanG
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 21:15

I liked that much I've just forwarded it to my Mrs

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Looking forward to the next track day

Posted By: albrown001
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2015 at 11:59

ha ha ha. Just read this, will funny. Good one Smile