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Topic: postman pat
Posted By: Rybes
Subject: postman pat
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2015 at 20:49
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It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50. At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch. The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she gave him the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a full Ulster fry: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato Taty bread soda with freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cups bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for?" "Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you". "I asked him what to give you". He said, "f**k-him. Give him a fiver." She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea!!.. ------------- ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one |
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Posted By: IanG
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2015 at 21:07
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Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2015 at 21:24
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Marvelous lol ------------- born ugly what's your excuse!! |
Posted By: adzed
Date Posted: 30 Sep 2015 at 21:34
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Posted By: Shyted
Date Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 14:13
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My wife's blonde and she said " why did she give him a fiver"? Say no more! Laughed so much Ha Ha Ha ! ------------- I used to be uncertain , but now i'm not sure anymore |