Parrots

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   3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10. Woman asks "why is that parrot so cheap", shopkeeper replies "it used to live in a brothel". The woman finds it funny and buys it, she gets home and the parrot says "f**k me a new brothel" the woman laughs. Her two daughters come home and the parrot says "f**k me new girls" and they laugh. When her husband walks in the parrot says "f**k me keith, long time no see"

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rsvwalt Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Joined: 17 May 2016 Location: mansfield Status: Offline Points: 349	Post Options Post Reply Quote rsvwalt Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Parrots Posted: 03 Apr 2020 at 10:27
	3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10. Woman asks "why is that parrot so cheap", shopkeeper replies "it used to live in a brothel". The woman finds it funny and buys it, she gets home and the parrot says "fk me a new brothel" the woman laughs. Her two daughters come home and the parrot says "fk me new girls" and they laugh. When her husband walks in the parrot says "f**k me keith, long time no see"

legend88 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 18 Aug 2013 Location: Newcastle Status: Offline Points: 6699	Post Options Post Reply Quote legend88 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03 Apr 2020 at 12:39
	That made me laugh out loud, not much does