Mike

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"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
 "Mohammad," he replied.
 "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
 " Mohammad returned home after school.
 "How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
 "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
 "Are you ashamed of your name?  Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
 And his mother beat the sh*t out of him.  Then she called his father, who beat the sh*t out of him again.
 The next day Mohammad returned to school.  The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
 "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

 "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f**king Arabs."

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Rybes Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 07 May 2015 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 1958	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rybes Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Mike Posted: 04 Dec 2015 at 19:30
	"What's your name?", asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. " Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the sht out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the sht out of him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f**king Arabs."
	ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one

cwp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Joined: 03 Feb 2014 Location: mid wales Status: Offline Points: 1699	Post Options Post Reply Quote cwp Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 Dec 2015 at 20:59

	born ugly what's your excuse!!