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    Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 14:31
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it  being his first time
and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and
meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy
goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents
are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes
pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."


The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."
Everybody is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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