Twins

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   A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. 

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" 

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" 

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"[:D][:D]

DONT HOLD FARTS IN..THEY GO UP YOUR SPINE AND IN TO YOUR BRAIN..THATS WHERE ****TY IDEAS COME FROM!

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x4man Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto3 racer Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Location: Merseyside Status: Offline Points: 46	Post Options Post Reply Quote x4man Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Twins Posted: 30 May 2007 at 16:54
	A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"[:D][:D] DONT HOLD FARTS IN..THEY GO UP YOUR SPINE AND IN TO YOUR BRAIN..THATS WHERE ****TY IDEAS COME FROM!