wish my wife was this dirty

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   My wife got all horny and told me she wanted me to make sure she felt like a tramp all night.

So I went out and got her a cardboard box and four cans of Special Brew.

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twintorque Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 24 Jan 2010 Location: Devon Status: Offline Points: 792	Post Options Post Reply Quote twintorque Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: wish my wife was this dirty Posted: 11 Nov 2013 at 20:07
	My wife got all horny and told me she wanted me to make sure she felt like a tramp all night. So I went out and got her a cardboard box and four cans of Special Brew.
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Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest Group	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11 Nov 2013 at 20:26
	I've been diagnosed with the hokey cokey syndrome by my doctor .At first it got to me but I've managed to turn myself around and that's what its all about !!

Spoonz Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admins Group Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Location: North Devon Status: Offline Points: 10957	Post Options Post Reply Quote Spoonz Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11 Nov 2013 at 21:04
	Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob. A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest Group	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11 Nov 2013 at 21:41
	I was watching TV when my wife sat down beside me, stroked my cock through my jeans and whispered, "Fancy a f**k?" I said, "You're after something..." "No I'm not," she protested. "Yes you are," I said. "You're after Match of the Day. Come back in an hour."

Gazza Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Jaffa Cake Dealer Joined: 16 Nov 2012 Location: Essex Status: Offline Points: 863	Post Options Post Reply Quote Gazza Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 Nov 2013 at 09:08
	What's the definition of indecent? if it's in long enough and it's in far enough it's in decent.