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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote pieman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Sep 2012 at 14:02
I'm getting up the courage to have mine done too. Got 3 kids now, and after the fiasco my bro just went through I'd rather just sort it out proper.
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Just remember, if and when any of you decide to do this (I'm already done) that the use of hair removal products instead of a shave can be detrimental ...

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Sabre Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Sep 2012 at 14:24
I was done a while back. Always dreamed of  waking up surrounded by Nurses with my cock out. Wasnt quite the same in reality.

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Asked me if I wanted to have a look half way thru! Politely declined the offer.....

...... almost politely!   
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woooaah hold up a minute captain...wtf...you mean your awake for this ffs???!!!Shocked
double fek that!ConfusedAngry


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Local anesthetic mate!

You can hear the snip snip!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote team-myers Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Sep 2012 at 17:35
Oh yeah - being able to hear the nurses giglling is the worst bit .... Tongue
 
They put a bit of my 'tubes' into a test tube to keep too.  I recon their cloning copies of me somewhere or other.
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When he said I'm going to pull down on your testicle to make sure the tube seperates, I said that the fackin scissors should have managed that mate!
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im guna be sick!
and all this is voluntary ffs?
 
sounds like what the fekin japs did to pow's in the war!
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Well if the lottery win comes I told her indoors shes out and the swedish bikini team are in... So i,ll stick to walking about with a loaded gun instead of a replica lol
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lmao.desert eagle 5.0
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote davidrsurfer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Sep 2012 at 20:12
Yep wide awake. Conversation went
Where do you work MrR?
Estate Dept at Southampton Gen Hospital.
Hmmm. the estate department which is planning to close Fred Woolley House where I sent amy patients to recover?
Errrr yes.
He won' need any more pain relief nurse.
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Fail !

Originally posted by davidrsurfer davidrsurfer wrote:

Yep wide awake. Conversation went
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Estate Dept at Southampton Gen Hospital.
Hmmm. the estate department which is planning to close Fred Woolley House where I sent amy patients to recover?
Errrr yes.
He won' need any more pain relief nurse.
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i did it the non surgical way
 
 
what means they use a laser to burn the fookers .
 
 
it stunk of burnt bollok tubes as i was the last one of the day
 
 
i had a bleed after also and had three balls for a month just over
 
 
also got an infections( i washed em daily too)
 
glad i only got to do it once as never never did i say never again
 
 
 
and get small pants too
 
 
the smaller the better as that helps loads
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fek me.not a chance lol.
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Originally posted by robbiersv robbiersv wrote:

So i,ll stick to walking about with a loaded gun instead of a replica lol
Replica?  Cheeky c**t!  Wink
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Originally posted by adzed adzed wrote:

........... goodbye little sperms as at 4 o'clock we're going for the snip! Cry

May I take this opportunity to thank your brothers for providing me with two lovely sons. I will also apologise for leaving you in places where you were not really required......... Kleenex, curtains, breasts (pert or saggy), some of you were spat out into a sink, some were swallowed with a swig of Lambrini! All in all its been a blast boys.....goodbye forever! CryCryCry



 didnt know spooky drank lambrini ? each to their own i guess ?!?   well done !
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Alright Dickhead how's it goin?
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LOL BETTER THAN YOU I GUESS MATE .. chin up .. CAPS JUST FOR YOU !!!!!!!
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When mine were done they cut the tubes folded them back and sewed them then quarterised them Mmm burnt balls
its twins for me !!!!
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some twenty years ago i worked with a chap who did'nt have his scrotum satchel shaved for some reason, and they went ahead and gave him the snip. When they sewed his sack up a few hairs got into the wound.
He was in a right fookin mess with infection to his gonads and was off work a couple of weeks
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Shaved mine initially with my beard trimmer minus the guard. Got a bit messy though!
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