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    Posted: 25 Feb 2011 at 11:11
So after landing a job as an Asda greeter at Stoke pk, A good find for many retirees ,(I lasted less than a day . About 2 hrs into the job  a very loud and unattractive,mean acting woman walked into the store with her two kids ,yelling obscenities at them all the way thro the entrance, as I had been instructed I said pleasantly good morning and welcome to Asda ,nice children are they twins? The woman stopped yelling long enough to say hell no they aint, ones 9 and the others 7 are you blind or just stupid , so I replied i am neither blind or stupid mam, I just could,nt believe someone shagged you twice,have a nice day thank you for shopping at Asda ********* my supervisor said I probably was,nt cut out for this kind of workLOLLOLLOLClap  well done that man 
its better to burn out than fade away
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ha ha
 
so the search is back on for a job then
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.... Or a shag...LOL
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