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Renault and Ford 
have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the 
Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus.' It comes in pink, and the 
average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if 
someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it though, that it 
leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the 
morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you reaRenault and Ford 
have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the 
Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus.' It comes in pink, and the 
average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if 
someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it though, that it 
leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the 
morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need 
it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but 
very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may 
initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an 
increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. 
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say 
that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. 
This 
model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to 
lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.  

 lly need 
it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but 
very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may 
initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an 
increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. 
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say 
that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. 
This 
model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to 
lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.  

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Sabre Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Ex Copper Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Location: Dahn the nick Status: Offline Points: 2622	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sabre Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Topic: new car Posted: 22 Feb 2013 at 09:49
	Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus.' It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you reaRenault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus.' It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome. lly need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.


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