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    Posted: 06 Mar 2009 at 17:05
  Scruffy Yorkshire lad walks into a bar and sees a stunning, beautifuly dressed,( but obviously very vain)  blonde,  sipping champagne,  he decides to try to "pull" her
 
"What's thy name love "  he says
 
She replies " Carmen Gold"
 
" queer old name that is" he counters
 
" I'm named after my 3 favourite things in life" she says " Cars, Men and Gold,"
 
"What's your name"  ? she asks
 
" B.J. Titsanbeer "
Packed in Working, Packed in Biking, The two things that were going to see me off !
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