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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Reminds me of a time when a mate called me on New Year's Eve telling me he'd split up from his girl and had cut his wrist

Raced up there with another mate from the pub to find him crying his eyes out ...not best pleased and showing no sympathy I told him to get a proper knife and I'll show him he has to cut up the arm not across the wrist to do it properly

Then when he said don't tell his family I called his brother and mum and dad then once the ambulance had taken him away We drew an outline of a body on the carpet in salt so it was the first thing his family saw when they brought him home!

Cruel...... A couple years he done the same to a mate

Then tried to hang himself on a works night out.etc etc etc

..yeah I'd be like the bloke in the cartoon if it was him