Bike broke down

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   My bike broke down. When I was looking at it I heard this voice say that this connector had come loose that was under the right side of the fairing. I looked around and couldn't see anyone. I had a look for the connector and sure enough found that it had come loose. I plugged it back in and the bike started. I put my helmet on and turned around to see this horse. It winked at me and said 'told you so'.
Petrified, I drove to the nearest pub, handed in my keys and ordered a stiff drink. The landlord obviously knowing that something was up asked me what was wrong, so I told him the story. He asked me if it was a white horse or a black horse?

I told him it was a white horse. He replied, 'good job, the black horse is a Suzuki specialist and knows fcuk all about Aprilias and would have got it wrong' 

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albrown001 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 08 May 2013 Location: Dorset Status: Offline Points: 539	Post Options Post Reply Quote albrown001 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Bike broke down Posted: 24 Oct 2015 at 13:22
	My bike broke down. When I was looking at it I heard this voice say that this connector had come loose that was under the right side of the fairing. I looked around and couldn't see anyone. I had a look for the connector and sure enough found that it had come loose. I plugged it back in and the bike started. I put my helmet on and turned around to see this horse. It winked at me and said 'told you so'. Petrified, I drove to the nearest pub, handed in my keys and ordered a stiff drink. The landlord obviously knowing that something was up asked me what was wrong, so I told him the story. He asked me if it was a white horse or a black horse? I told him it was a white horse. He replied, 'good job, the black horse is a Suzuki specialist and knows fcuk all about Aprilias and would have got it wrong'

cwp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moto GP Alien Joined: 03 Feb 2014 Location: mid wales Status: Offline Points: 1699	Post Options Post Reply Quote cwp Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 24 Oct 2015 at 14:42
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	& to think not long ago you could go down to the market opposite Beaulieu Rd Station & buy a New Forest pony for £1! Didn't know they were that smart.
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