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    Posted: 27 Jun 2014 at 03:41
Firstly let me apologise to any girls or guys who consider themselves generously shaped or ample figured, no offence is intended......if any offence is taken, im sorry, please accept my apology and a free cheeseburger!

A man in desperate panic phones the emergency services operator "hello emergency services? You've got to help me, I require immediate assistance".....

operator "yes sir, if you can calm down and tell me the nature of your emergency I can send the correct service to your location".

Man "well there's two girls fighting over me!"

Operator "sir I don't think that is an emergency, you can get into trouble for wasting this service......i'm going to have to hang up"!

Man "No wait, but, please don't, you don't understand, this IS an emergency.........the fat one is winning"
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Fat girls try harder in bed


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...............and cook a good breakfast! Thumbs Up
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Originally posted by adzed adzed wrote:

...............and cook a good breakfast! Thumbs Up
ha ha you wont go hungry
 
as my mate says
 
built for comfort not for speed!!!!!!


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Lol more cushion for the pushing, and always grateful
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Great in the winter but slightly smelly on warmer nights!
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Nothing wrong with sweaty, nice n slippery, makes holding on more fun, slipping n a sliding!
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Amen
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Shocked
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too much info pj!
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Ouchseamed ok at the time ,i will delete
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dont kmow what the deleted one was but the rest is well funny
its twins for me !!!!
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