who said romance is dead?

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   I came home after a night out with work colleagues.

"You're early," my wife sneered. "I thought you'd be out all night flirting with that sl*g Tracy."

"Actually, she invited me back to her place, but I said there's no point going for a burger when I can have steak at home."

"Aww, you do love me really, don't you..."

"Shut the f**k up and cook me a steak."

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	I came home after a night out with work colleagues. "You're early," my wife sneered. "I thought you'd be out all night flirting with that slg Tracy." "Actually, she invited me back to her place, but I said there's no point going for a burger when I can have steak at home." "Aww, you do love me really, don't you..." "Shut the f*k up and cook me a steak."
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