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    Posted: 03 Apr 2020 at 12:39
That made me laugh out loud, not much does  Thumbs Up
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3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10. Woman asks "why is that parrot so cheap", shopkeeper replies "it used to live in a brothel". The woman finds it funny and buys it, she gets home and the parrot says "f**k me a new brothel" the woman laughs. Her two daughters come home and the parrot says "f**k me new girls" and they laugh. When her husband walks in the parrot says "f**k me keith, long time no see"
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