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    Posted: 08 Nov 2015 at 19:46
how many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb ?

more than 3 apparantly cos my garage is still dark
ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one
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Like it. Here's another light bulb joke.

She said if I turn the light out then I could stick it in her ass!!!!

She didn't tell me to let the bulb cool down first.
If its not broken then fix it until it is
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OuchLOL
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Another light bulb and women joke. I hope my misses doesn't read this...

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

 She grabs hold of the bulb and then the whole world spins around her.
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That'll be right pmsl
born ugly what's your excuse!!
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and another one.

how many women does it take to change a light bulb ?

none, the bitch can cook in the dark
ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one
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Love it......
born ugly what's your excuse!!
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