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adzed 
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 Topic: Fairwell my little friends.......Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 11:34 |
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........... goodbye little sperms as at 4 o'clock we're going for the snip!
May I take this opportunity to thank your brothers for providing me with two lovely sons. I will also apologise for leaving you in places where you were not really required......... Kleenex, curtains, breasts (pert or saggy), some of you were spat out into a sink, some were swallowed with a swig of Lambrini! All in all its been a blast boys.....goodbye forever! |
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andirsv
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 11:39 |
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Go big or go home! ! !
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NickyBoy1984
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 11:41 |
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LOL.
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edelliott
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 11:45 |
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Wtf
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kiwi_rsvr
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 12:04 |
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Too funny !!, the factory is still there but like all good British industry it aint producing nothing .
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 12:08 |
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may the force be with you buddy!!!
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adzed
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 12:11 |
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4hrs to go now and I'm getting worried! Gonna shave by own balls though as knowing my luck I'll get fairy nurse doing it!
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kiwi_rsvr
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 12:22 |
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Dude , youll be fine. They will numb you up good and proper , give it a short while bit of this, bit of that , slap on a big sanitary towel, give you a sample bottle and send you home (you cant drive/ride yourself) . no shagging for a bit so I did a track day the following day ......
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adzed
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 12:26 |
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Cheers mate! Not sure about the track day though. Think I'll be on the settee for a couple of days looking mournfull and making the wife feel guilty!
Still it was cheaper than an eternity ring!
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 12:33 |
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That works too, until she want's to see the stiches then it can go abit hows yer father ...
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Deano
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 13:20 |
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Just the thought of this hurts !!!!
But unfortunately il be taking same drastic move one day !!!! |
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stevezx7r
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 13:48 |
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Never, in a million years would I put myself through that. Not a chance. Good luck though :)
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kiwi_rsvr
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 16:27 |
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It doesnt hurt.....or are you not men ? or boys
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stevezx7r
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 17:19 |
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I have problems going to the dentists, nasty fear of injections. I'd rather get in the ring with Tyson than visit the docs/dentists tbh.
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 17:50 |
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Took the stitches out with a pair of nail clippers & rode in a trial the weekend after. All OK until the sweat ran down me fron into the still raw wound. Stung like hell!
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adzed
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 18:51 |
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All done n dusted! Now a Jaffa
 Must admit that the f**kin injections made me wince a bit! 
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 19:13 |
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ouch,al over now boycee lol.
as bad as you expected or worse?lol
rather you than me old friend.
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 19:13 |
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Talking about Kleenex my wife said she can tell how good a film is with the amount of tissues she uses...
Funny enough i use the same principle... On a serious note dude i hope they don't hurt like buggery when the anestetic wears off
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adzed
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 19:36 |
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Those last two posts made me laugh like fook! Just a dull ache at the mo, nothing beer and pain killers can't sort!
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Posted: 19 Sep 2012 at 19:45 |
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Bugger that, I got the Mrs sorted instead
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 15:02 |
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There once was a man called adzed Who played too much with his tool He went to the docs About his bollocks And came back a jaffa, the fool. |
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adzed
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 17:18 |
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Brilliant mate!
Edited by adzed - 20 Sep 2012 at 17:20 |
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 18:17 |
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Talking of jaffa i went into gregs today to get me a jaffa donut
OMG THE BARSTOOLS HAVE STOPPED MAKING THEM!!!! 
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adzed
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 18:25 |
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Now that is upsetting!
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Deano
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 19:10 |
Farewell .. 
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NickyBoy1984
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 20:10 |
FLMAO NickyBoy
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 21:15 |
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how they hanging adz mate?
have we got to chip in to get you some harley saddle bags to carry the huge balls in bud?lol
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 21:22 |
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adzed
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 21:36 |
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Pretty much like that Matt!
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Posted: 20 Sep 2012 at 22:04 |
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fpmsl.
feel for you old pal....but not like that...if you get me lol.
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