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Five           blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich,           Essex.

Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops           them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to           have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have           to get out and stay           behind."
"Quattro is just the name of the car," the           driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is           designed to carry five           persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me. This is           Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro           means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore           breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my           job's worth to let you all           on."

The           driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you.           Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more           intelligence!"            

"Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is           busy with those two blokes in the Fiat           Uno."

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Mooro Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Picture provider! Joined: 07 Oct 2011 Location: Essex Status: Offline Points: 1106	Post Options Post Reply Quote Mooro Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Essex Girls Posted: 04 Nov 2013 at 13:07
	Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich, Essex. Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind." "Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on." The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."
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twintorque Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Premium Member Joined: 24 Jan 2010 Location: Devon Status: Offline Points: 792	Post Options Post Reply Quote twintorque Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 Nov 2013 at 18:20

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	I know it's a joke but I can just see that being reported as news Bloody jobsworths and 'elf & safety in their dayglo jackets and hard hats are turning up everywhere,give it a few months and that could really happen.
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