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    Posted: 04 May 2017 at 16:49
As another "Reduction in Force" or "right-sizing" approached, the boss had to fire somebody - he narrowed

it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.


It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he

would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.


Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the

cooler to take a couple aspirins.

The boss approached her and said:


'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like sh*t...'

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