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twintorque
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Posted: 26 Sep 2013 at 20:18 |
A roofer and his apprentice are called in to carry out some emergency repair work to a cathedral roof. Before they climb the many flights of scaffolding, the roofer says to the lad "if you need a leak, go now or you'll have to wait til tea break" "i'm ok" he replies. After climbing right to the top, the young chap says "boss I need a p**s" "why the hell didn't you go when I said?" he asks. "I didn't need to then, but do now" so his boss tells him to walk to the edge of the scaffold and pee over the edge. When he stops he tells the lad "you've made me need to go now, ill walk to the edge o that plank but I'm a lot heavier than you, so stand on this end and don't move" as he's mid pee, the apprentice spots something in the distance and steps off the plank. The older guy falls of the scaffold to his death. Whilst police cordon off the scene, an elderly woman approaches the police and says "I didn't know the man but I'm sure he's a suicidal sex pest!" the copper asks "why do you think that if you didn't even know him?" She replies "because when he jumped off that roof he came down with his pants round his ankles and his c**k in his hand shouting C******NT!"
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