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Topic: Romantic dinner.
Posted By: Careca
Subject: Romantic dinner.
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2017 at 18:24
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.


They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: “Pardon me , but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't .......... she just walked in."




Replies:
Posted By: cwp
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2017 at 08:10


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born ugly what's your excuse!!


Posted By: Nic77
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2017 at 08:34


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Nic


Posted By: Rybes
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2017 at 08:43


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ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one


Posted By: snowman
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2017 at 17:07
Brilliant 😀



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