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    Posted: 11 Feb 2018 at 22:04
Since having a neck brace fitted I've never looked back.........
 
I spent £500 buying my wife a trampoline for the lounge - she hit the roof......
 
The specialist in hospital explained that there was only one treatment left for my very ill granddad, to turn him on his front and cover his back in lard. He went downhill very quickly after that.........
 
 
 
 
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Saw a telly for sale in a shop window for ONLY £1, label said volume stuck on full – I can't turn that down!   

Bought a dog from a blacksmith - got him home and he made a bolt for the door.

Saw a baguette in a zoo - keeper told me it was bread in captivity

Seen the price of velcro? - What a rip off!

I got bored with boxing so I took up Thai boxing - Got more of a kick out of that!

Read a book about the history of glue - Couldn't put it down!

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😂😂😂😂
born ugly what's your excuse!!
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