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    Posted: 07 Aug 2016 at 11:52
Sat in a bar the other night when some big ol fat ugly hefer walks in, slaps my arse and says hey sexy how bout you give me your number. I asked if she had a pen, she replied yes so I said well best you get back in it before the farmer notices your missing
ive just got my first vtwin and i think i got the right one
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Ha ha ha ha
I used to be uncertain , but now i'm not sure anymore
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How I lost mine....

I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

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