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    Posted: 04 Feb 2017 at 20:43

A bike for breast lovers....



Now you can suck a tit, look like a tit all in one, the bike is now at your local sh*thonda dealer now.
   
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I shouldn't laugh,it'll probably be coming to a bike near you shortly if the 'elf & safety nazis get their way Confused
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They tried in the 80's to bring in stuff like that, airbags and leg protectors. All that happens is the rider is caterpulted about 20ft up in the air over the accident and if you were lucky you got away with a broken back but more than likely you'd be launched into oncoming traffic and killed to death.
Imagine if you crashed at a bike meeting, there'd be bikers flying through the air left right and centre. LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote flatlander Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2017 at 13:33
No pi55 take but ... killed to death used to be one of my favourite sayings haven't heard it for ages so that got a smile off me
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote snox Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2017 at 15:03
Would it not fire ya off the back ?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote davidrsurfer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2017 at 15:38
Reminds me of work. Somebody with their nose right up a huge areshole.
Motorcycle friendly B&B or self catering at its best at:
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These safety things do the rounds every now and then !
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Shyted Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2017 at 17:52
I've heard they're going to put a kind of roof and four wheels on it and call it a Moto Car !
Why don't they f**k off and push pens or shag secreteries and leave us be ?
I used to be uncertain , but now i'm not sure anymore
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote IanG Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2017 at 18:22
They've  been doing that since the beginning of time,I think some of them are perhaps growing a conscience and trying to justify their existence Confused

The results of their meddling don't matter anyway because any down side won't apply to them ,only to us ,the plebs Angry
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