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RSV Ray
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Posted: 13 May 2016 at 11:03 |
An 86-year-old American man
went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly." |
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snox
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born ugly what's your excuse!!
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legend88
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Nice one!
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RSV Ray
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I don't know who came up with that comical analogy, but they gave it a lot of thought didn't they?
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Fugly
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Ray, are you still thinking about wife swapping? One of my favourite film lines is from "Body of lies" where Russel Crowe says, "if you ain't thinking about pussy, you just aint concentrating"
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Full Arrows system, 1060 Big Bore, PC5 and Evo Airbox. Bring on the big grin!
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RSV Ray
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I'm always looking for a better alternative now you mention it - again. Even funnier is that my missus is originally from Peru. Her real first name, no kidding is: Fanny.
Unsurprisingly, she uses her second name of Sonia. I can claim to kiss my fanny on the lips pretty well anywhere, and I bet there's not many blokes who can legitimately claim that one?
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Shyted
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No crap , i knew a young blond when i lived in France.She was called Fanny-Elaina Fouch ( pronounced Fock) means nowt to them but i laughed my balls off. I also had an American boss called Phill Kuntz !
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I used to be uncertain , but now i'm not sure anymore
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